Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So I'll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .

Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->

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Dekhein Tamasha...


Kadardan Meharban...

Dekhein meray sms ka kamal,
Bell baji.....


Bandar na mobile uthya , sms parha or muskuraya
Ab ya sms 4wd kar k hoshyari dikhae ga!!!

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Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana

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CLOSE UP sa daant saaf karain.......

PEPSODENT se mazboot karain.......

COLGATE sa fresh karain .......

Agar phir bhe white na hon to,........ Bina hazitate!!!!

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2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha,

"Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak"

Aur 2008 Ke Notice Main,

"Udhar Band Hai Judge Bahaal Hone Tak"

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My
Heart
Condition
Has
Recently
Gone
Very
BAD.


Doctor
Has
Given
Me
Only
2 Options....








1: I.C.U...

OR




2: C U !!

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"SMS" Karne Ke Faidey:


1- Mobile Ko Zang Nahi Lagta.


2- Typing Improve Hoti Hai.


3- Aap Active Raho Gay.


4- Duniya Se Contact Main Raho Gay.

Kbhi Himmat Tou Kbhi Hosley Se Haar Gaye
Hum Bad-naseeb Thay Jo Her Kisi Se Haar Gaye
Ajeeb Khel Ka Medaan Hy Ye Dunya Faraz
K Jis Ko Jeet Chukey Usi Se Haar Gaye

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pal do pal mein hi milti hai khushi pal do pal mein milte hai gam par jo har pal saath nibhaye voh dost milte hai kam.....................jaise k AAP or HUM .......

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HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a

Funny Sms

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. .. Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.


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Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?


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Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.



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Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..


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Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!


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Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.



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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."


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Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,

Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...

Funny Sms

Kia ap panchavi pass se tez hain Q: 1 Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain? Kya Kaha 6? Sorry 1 Over Main aik Hi Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Ha Panchvi fail

Funny Sms

AAJ MERi SiM Ki BiRTHDAY HAi. AAP CHAHE TO GiFT SAMAJKAR iSME 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO.;-) ALLAH NE CHAHA TO AGLE MAHiNE MOBiLE Ki B'DAY MANAYENG;

Funny Sms

*._Dua _.* Ye Dua Mere Ly Nhi Meri AMMI K Ly Hy plz kahu AAMEEN Ay ALLAH Meri AMMI Ko Jaldi Se 1 khubsurat si BAHOO Inayat Farma AAMEEN