Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .

Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->

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Dekhein Tamasha...


Kadardan Meharban...

Dekhein meray sms ka kamal,
Bell baji.....


Bandar na mobile uthya , sms parha or muskuraya
Ab ya sms 4wd kar k hoshyari dikhae ga!!!

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Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana

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CLOSE UP sa daant saaf karain.......

PEPSODENT se mazboot karain.......

COLGATE sa fresh karain .......

Agar phir bhe white na hon to,........ Bina hazitate!!!!

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2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha,

"Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak"

Aur 2008 Ke Notice Main,

"Udhar Band Hai Judge Bahaal Hone Tak"

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My
Heart
Condition
Has
Recently
Gone
Very
BAD.


Doctor
Has
Given
Me
Only
2 Options....








1: I.C.U...

OR




2: C U !!

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"SMS" Karne Ke Faidey:


1- Mobile Ko Zang Nahi Lagta.


2- Typing Improve Hoti Hai.


3- Aap Active Raho Gay.


4- Duniya Se Contact Main Raho Gay.