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Kia ap panchavi pass se tez hain Q: 1 Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain? Kya Kaha 6? Sorry 1 Over Main aik Hi Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Ha Panchvi fail

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AAJ MERi SiM Ki BiRTHDAY HAi. AAP CHAHE TO GiFT SAMAJKAR iSME 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO.;-) ALLAH NE CHAHA TO AGLE MAHiNE MOBiLE Ki B'DAY MANAYENG;

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*._Dua _.* Ye Dua Mere Ly Nhi Meri AMMI K Ly Hy plz kahu AAMEEN Ay ALLAH Meri AMMI Ko Jaldi Se 1 khubsurat si BAHOO Inayat Farma AAMEEN

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A Judge Said.. Order Order Order Sardar.. 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Cold Drink Judge.. Shut Up SARDAR No Shut Up Only 7Up:-

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Taj mahal dekh kar



Bola shah jahan ka pota!



Apna bhi bank balance hota,



Ager dada ashiq na hota,

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Insan k kandhon pe beathy Farishty jo achy ya bury aamal likhty h, wo b bht tention me hoty h or 1 dosry se pochty k naya time likhen ya purana.

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Apko 1br Hichki aye to smjhna i'm remembring u 2br Hichki aye to i wana meet u 3br aye to I miss U a lot or Agr Phr aye to plz pani p lena.:-

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... =P ;->

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nside or outside?

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting
further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

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May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha basu.

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Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5 I’ll kiss you!

Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?

Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera nikla to?Khan sahab:bhai ye to tera kismat hy kal ek admi ka moter cycle nikla tha"

SARDAR nay machis ki dibi li or tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali tisri tili jalai wo jal gai to sardar ne jaldi se buja di ye kam ki hai rakh leta hun

Mera us se faqt itna taluk hai FARAZ

Wo meri chachi ki,mami ki,khala ki,tae ki,nand ki,beti ki,dost k,bary bhai k,chote bety

k,susr k damad ka Parosi hai..

Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.

Husband: Bolo.

Wife: Main pregnant hon.

Husband: WOW! Its good news.

Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.